10 Things to Bring to a Gay Pride Parade
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If you’re hitting the gay pride parade
circuit, you know that regardless of what town the party’s stopping in,
you’re in for an incredible time. From the amazing sense of community
and the show-stopping live performances to the volunteer opportunities,
there are endless reasons we love gay pride festivals — but, like
anything else, it’s important to come prepared to get the most out of
your experience.
Let’s take a look at the 10 things you absolutely cannot be without when you go to the gay pride parade:
1. Your friends.
Any day is only as good as the people
you spend it with, so gather your favourite people and make some
memories that will last several long, proud lifetimes. After all, you’re
about to see some amazing floats, witness mind-bending dance routines,
scout some vendors, gather plenty of swag (including free lube!)
and likely close out the day with yummy local food and a refreshing
cocktail or two. Pride parades are basically the perfect recipe for an
unbeatable time with your friends, so round up your proudest pals!
2. A pride-themed playlist.
Once you have your crew in tow, it’s
time to make your way to the gay pride parade. If you’re carpoolin’ it,
having a playlist ready to get you pumped for pride is non-negotiable.
Picture this: you’re rolling through your favourite city (or a city
you’ve always wanted to visit) with your best friends, windows down,
blasting “A Little Respect” by Erasure and belting at the top of your
lungs. (Or, if synthpop isn’t your thing, you might opt for “Born This
Way” by Lady Gaga or the time honored classic, “I’m Coming Out” by Diana
Ross.)
And the best part? Another car pulls alongside you at a traffic light, full of happy people decked out in rainbow, and the driver gives you the thumbs up. That’s because when the gay pride parade is in town, the city takes on a new (rainbow-coloured) light. You’ll probably see a few “Honk for Pride” signs, so make sure to give them the signal while jamming out to your favourite pride anthems.
And most importantly: make sure your friends are singing along with you. It doesn’t matter how out of tune you are today. All that matters is that you’re feeling the love.
And the best part? Another car pulls alongside you at a traffic light, full of happy people decked out in rainbow, and the driver gives you the thumbs up. That’s because when the gay pride parade is in town, the city takes on a new (rainbow-coloured) light. You’ll probably see a few “Honk for Pride” signs, so make sure to give them the signal while jamming out to your favourite pride anthems.
And most importantly: make sure your friends are singing along with you. It doesn’t matter how out of tune you are today. All that matters is that you’re feeling the love.
3. Your most colourful outfit.
Okay, this one is strictly optional, but
how many opportunities do you get to deck yourself out head to toe in
every colour of the rainbow, complete with plenty of glitter and copious
amounts of rhinestones?
Sure, gay pride parades are about something deeper than all the glitz and glam we associate with the floats, costumes and confetti. They’re about the pursuit of equality and freedom for all — most of all, the freedom to be yourself and love the people you love.
But they’re also about exercising your right to celebrate! The community has been working hard all year and gaining some wins, and now it’s time to let loose and revel in the incredible feeling of community and victory.
So don’t hold back! Paint rainbows on your sneakers, if you’re into DIY projects. If you’re into makeup, now’s the best time to show off the rainbow cut crease eyeshadow look you’ve been spending months perfecting. Dye your hair with as many bright colours as you can get your hands on. Own any rainbow jewelry? Wear it all at once! And make sure you take plenty of pictures.
Sure, gay pride parades are about something deeper than all the glitz and glam we associate with the floats, costumes and confetti. They’re about the pursuit of equality and freedom for all — most of all, the freedom to be yourself and love the people you love.
But they’re also about exercising your right to celebrate! The community has been working hard all year and gaining some wins, and now it’s time to let loose and revel in the incredible feeling of community and victory.
So don’t hold back! Paint rainbows on your sneakers, if you’re into DIY projects. If you’re into makeup, now’s the best time to show off the rainbow cut crease eyeshadow look you’ve been spending months perfecting. Dye your hair with as many bright colours as you can get your hands on. Own any rainbow jewelry? Wear it all at once! And make sure you take plenty of pictures.
4. Plenty of water.
Not only are gay pride parades usually
held in the summer, but they also tend to involve a lot of moving
around, regardless of if that means dancing, keeping up with your
favourite float or just going a little crazy (side effects of gay pride
parades may include throwing your arms in the air, jumping up and down
with excitement and a sudden increase in energy).
In every case, it’s important to keep yourself hydrated. While there will probably be plenty of vendors along the parade route selling bottled water, you can save yourself some cash (and time) by bringing your own — plus, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a long line while all your friends are having the time of their lives without you.
It can be easy to forget to drink water, especially if you don’t necessarily feel thirsty, so remember the signs of dehydration: drowsiness, dizziness and headaches are all early clues that your body needs water urgently. If a friend reports these symptoms, make sure to get them a bottle of water, stat!
In every case, it’s important to keep yourself hydrated. While there will probably be plenty of vendors along the parade route selling bottled water, you can save yourself some cash (and time) by bringing your own — plus, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a long line while all your friends are having the time of their lives without you.
It can be easy to forget to drink water, especially if you don’t necessarily feel thirsty, so remember the signs of dehydration: drowsiness, dizziness and headaches are all early clues that your body needs water urgently. If a friend reports these symptoms, make sure to get them a bottle of water, stat!
5. Broad-spectrum sunblock, SPF 30+ or higher.
We have love for all colours of the
rainbow, but nobody wants to end up beet red by the end of the day.
While you’ll usually be able to find some shade along the parade route,
the last thing you want to do is get caught out in the open with no
protection from the sun.
You should apply your sunscreen at least 15 minutes before heading outside, and reapply every two hours after that. If you get wet — or if you’re so hot that you’re drenched in sweat — you should immediately towel off, and then reapply your sunblock. (Yes, even if you’re not pale. Yes, even if it’s a little overcast.)
Other indispensable sun essentials? A nice floppy hat will not only protect your face, but can also be decorated in rainbow ribbons, LGBTQ pride-related buttons, flowers, glitter and other colourful accoutrements. A pair of rainbow sunglasses (with broad spectrum UV protection) will keep your eyes safe from the sun’s harmful rays.
You should apply your sunscreen at least 15 minutes before heading outside, and reapply every two hours after that. If you get wet — or if you’re so hot that you’re drenched in sweat — you should immediately towel off, and then reapply your sunblock. (Yes, even if you’re not pale. Yes, even if it’s a little overcast.)
Other indispensable sun essentials? A nice floppy hat will not only protect your face, but can also be decorated in rainbow ribbons, LGBTQ pride-related buttons, flowers, glitter and other colourful accoutrements. A pair of rainbow sunglasses (with broad spectrum UV protection) will keep your eyes safe from the sun’s harmful rays.
6. Your appetite.
What city is hosting your gay pride
parade? If you’re travelling to Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane,
Darwin, Adelaide, Hobart or San Diego for pride, you don’t want to miss
out on mouth-watering fish tacos or California-style pizza. If you’re in
New York, you’ll be surrounded by countless cuisines from all over the
world (not to mention the best Italian in the country). After several
straight (or not-so-straight) hours of showing your pride, you can work
up a mighty appetite, so don’t forget to enjoy a taste of the town!
Oh, and on a related note: don’t forget to keep some cash on you. Not only will there be tasty nosh, but pride parades are a great way to learn more about a city’s LGBTQ-friendly local vendors (which may not accept credit cards). If you love supporting businesses that support the community, today’s a good day to get your spend on.
Oh, and on a related note: don’t forget to keep some cash on you. Not only will there be tasty nosh, but pride parades are a great way to learn more about a city’s LGBTQ-friendly local vendors (which may not accept credit cards). If you love supporting businesses that support the community, today’s a good day to get your spend on.
7. A comfortable pair of shoes.
Yes, those rainbow-coloured five-inch
heels are gorgeous. Yes, they make your legs look fabulous. They’d be
perfect for a night out (provided you have back-up flats), but you’re
going to be on your feet for most of the day. Nobody wants to miss a
legendary music performance because they had to go home early due to
sore feet. Bring your comfiest shoes and get ready for a day with plenty
of activity!
8. A decent-sized tote bag, messenger bag or backpack.
Not only will a good bag help you carry
all of your stuff to the parade, it’ll help you carry all of your free
swag home with you! One of the best (or worst) kept secrets of gay pride
parades is that there’s a ton of free stuff being thrown around. Even
if you’re just sitting by the side of the road, you’ll be lucky if you
go more than a few minutes without someone handing you something for
free.
Speaking of freebies, if you happen to see the Astroglide float at a gay pride parade near you, feel free to wave us over — we’ll be giving out plenty of free lube!
Speaking of freebies, if you happen to see the Astroglide float at a gay pride parade near you, feel free to wave us over — we’ll be giving out plenty of free lube!
9. Your pride flag, of course!
Okay, we’ve been going on and on about
rainbows, but as we all know, there’s more to LGBTQ pride than the
standard Roy G. Biv, and “G” isn’t the only letter in the alphabet. No
matter what your sexual orientation, gender identity or gender
expression, pride parades are for you. So bring your most authentic
self, and don’t forget your flag!
Today’s the day to break out your pink, blue and white striped trans pride flag, or your magenta, purple and blue bisexual banner. Maybe you’re blazing black, gray, purple and white for asexual pride, or yellow, blue and magenta for proud pansexuality. No matter your colours, go forth and be represented.
Today’s the day to break out your pink, blue and white striped trans pride flag, or your magenta, purple and blue bisexual banner. Maybe you’re blazing black, gray, purple and white for asexual pride, or yellow, blue and magenta for proud pansexuality. No matter your colours, go forth and be represented.
10. Your sense of pride.
More important than anything else on this list (or, at the very least, tied with water and sun protection) is your pride. Your pride in yourself and how far you’ve come in your life journey, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, genderqueer or questioning. Your pride in the shared community for achieving such great things — and this year, there have been plenty of victories. Your pride in your friends, who are standing alongside you cheering on everything LGBTQ. Your pride in your partner, your family. There are just so many good things to celebrate today.It’s your day. So live it up.
